Hula

You'll either love the full-throttle tiki commitment or find it all a bit much – there's no middle ground at this Stevenson Square institution. The bamboo, fake palm trees, and retro beach bar aesthetic could feel tacky, but somehow it works, especially when you're three Mai Tais deep and the weekend crowd starts filing in around midnight. The rum selection is genuinely impressive, and bartenders who know their way around a proper Zombie cocktail. Weekend nights transform from cocktail lounge to sweaty dance floor, with punters staying until the lights come up at 6am. It's not sophisticated clubbing – think sticky floors and questionable decision-making rather than bottle service – but that's precisely the point.