McDonald's

You know that feeling at 2am when you're stumbling back from town and absolutely nothing else is open? This McDonald's on Stafford Road becomes your best mate. It's one of the few places in Wolverhampton that genuinely never closes - proper 24/7, not just claiming it then shutting randomly. The staff here actually seem to care, which isn't something you can say about every McDonald's. Order accuracy is decent, chips are usually hot, and the service moves at a proper clip even during the post-pub rush. Sure, it's still McDonald's and you're not getting a gourmet experience, but when you need food at stupid o'clock or you're rushing between Stafford Road errands, it does exactly what it says on the tin.