The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

You'll know you've found it by the whimsical frontage on Orange Grove—this place doesn't do subtle. Inside, it's full-tilt Alice in Wonderland, with teacups hanging from the ceiling and enough velvet chairs to make you feel like you've actually tumbled down the rabbit hole. The tea list is genuinely impressive; they take their leaves seriously despite all the dressing-up nonsense. Order a pot of something proper and watch it arrive with tiered stands laden with scones, finger sandwiches, and cakes that look like they've been decorated by someone with access to actual magic. It's the kind of place where grown-ups feel permitted to be a bit silly, and kids absolutely lose their minds.