Creams Cafe Brighton

You're walking down Western Road at half past eleven on a Tuesday, wondering where on earth you can satisfy that sudden craving for something ridiculously sweet. The answer's right here, with its neon-bright interior and Instagram-worthy dessert towers that somehow manage to be both completely over-the-top and absolutely necessary. The menu reads like a sugar-fueled fever dream – think cookie dough mountains, bubble waffle constructions, and ice cream sundaes that require architectural planning. Yes, it's a chain, but when you're desperate for a proper pudding after midnight and everywhere else has shut up shop, this place delivers exactly what it promises. The portions are genuinely massive, so bring someone to share with unless you fancy a proper sugar coma on the 25 bus home.