No Monkey Business

Walk past the neon sign on Main Street and you'll find yourself in a place that takes its drinks seriously but refuses to take itself seriously. No Monkey Business sits right in the heart of Keswick's bustling high street, where locals and visitors alike gather for something a bit sharper than the usual pub fare. The vibe here is unpretentious—think stripped-back interiors, a proper bar that knows what it's doing, and staff who actually care about what goes in your glass. It's the kind of place where you can grab a well-made cocktail without the posturing, order some solid food, and settle in for the evening without anyone making a fuss about it.