Grosvenor Casino

You wouldn't expect much from casino food, but the grill here actually knows what it's doing. The steaks arrive properly cooked, the chips are crisp, and the cocktails flow freely while the slot machines ping away in the background. It's an odd dining experience, sure – fluorescent lighting never did anyone's complexion favours – but there's something oddly comforting about tucking into a decent ribeye at 3am on a Tuesday. The staff have seen it all and nothing phases them, whether you're celebrating a big win or drowning your sorrows. Sure, it's not romantic, but when everywhere else has closed and you need proper food (not a kebab), this place delivers without judgment.