Junkyard Golf Club | Crazy Golf Liverpool

You walk into what feels like a neon-lit wasteland where someone's taken mini golf very seriously indeed. The three themed courses here aren't your seaside putting green situation – we're talking full-on Mad Max meets Tim Burton, complete with shipping containers, graffitied walls, and obstacles that look like they've been salvaged from a very stylish junkyard. The cocktail menu holds its own against the Instagram-worthy chaos, with bartenders who know their way around a shaker as well as they do the apocalypse aesthetic. It's the kind of place where you book thinking you'll stay for one round and end up closing the bar on a Saturday night, slightly drunk on rum punches and competitive putting. Fair warning: the courses get properly challenging, so don't expect to breeze through on skill alone.