Dutch Taproom - It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch

You're walking into something genuinely unpretentious here—wood-panelled walls, honest lighting, the kind of place where regulars have their own stools. The Dutch Taproom takes its beer seriously without the wanky theatrics: they've got rotating taps that actually mean something, and staff who can talk you through a Trappist ale like they've spent time in Amsterdam's brown cafés (they probably have). It's SE16 Rotherhithe doing what it does best—no faffing about, just good beer, decent snacks, and a room full of people who prefer substance over Instagram angles.