Swingers West End

You're on John Prince's Street, just off Oxford Street, about to spend the next couple of hours pretending you're better at golf than you actually are. Swingers West End is basically what happens when someone decides London nightlife needs more competitive mini-golf and strong drinks. The space is deliberately over-the-top—all glow-in-the-dark greens, kitschy obstacles, and enough neon to make you squint. It's the kind of place where grown adults genuinely get wound up about sinking a putt, which is exactly the point. Grab a cocktail from the bar (they're decent, not just afterthoughts), gather your mates, and prepare for proper banter over eighteen holes.