The Breakfast Club Soho

You'll spot the neon signs and vintage Americana before you even step inside this D'Arblay Street stalwart. The Breakfast Club has been feeding Soho's creatives, shoppers, and weekend warriors for years, and their formula hasn't changed: massive portions, proper coffee, and enough grease to cure whatever ailed you the night before. The menu reads like a love letter to American diners – think towering stacks of pancakes drowning in maple syrup, proper eggs Benedict, and burgers that require both hands. But they haven't forgotten their British roots either, with full English breakfasts that could fuel you through a day of Oxford Street shopping. Expect to queue at weekends, especially if you're rolling in after 10am, but the booth seating and milkshake selection make the wait worthwhile.