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The Monkey Puzzle
A proper local boozer near Paddington with real ales, honest food, and the kind of crowd that actually lives in W2.
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You'll find yourself in Tyburnia, that pocket of London between Paddington and Edgware Road that most people rush through without noticing. The Monkey Puzzle sits on a quiet residential street, looking exactly like a pub should—wood-panelled, lived-in, the sort of place where regulars have their own stools. It's got that rare quality of being both welcoming to newcomers and fiercely loyal to its locals. The real ales rotate properly, the food doesn't pretend to be anything fancier than it is, and there's a genuine sense that this place exists for its community rather than for Instagram points. It's the kind of pub where you can actually hear yourself think, which in London is increasingly revolutionary.
Known for
- ★Real ale selection that rotates regularly
- ★Honest, unpretentious food
- ★Genuine local crowd and atmosphere
- ★Quiet corner location in Tyburnia
- ★Traditional British pub experience