Wetherspoons (Victoria Station)

You know exactly what you're getting when you climb those stairs above WHSmith at Victoria - the familiar burgundy carpet, the breakfast deals, and the peculiar mix of commuters, tourists, and locals who've given up pretending they're too good for Wetherspoons. This particular outpost occupies prime real estate on the station concourse, making it simultaneously the most convenient and most chaotic place for a pint in SW1. The 6am opening means you'll witness the full spectrum of London life: bleary-eyed travellers nursing morning pints before flights, suited commuters grabbing surprisingly decent breakfast deals, and the occasional group of mates meeting for cheap drinks before heading elsewhere in Victoria. Yes, it's loud, yes, it can get messy, but sometimes you just need a £3 pint and a curry club special without any fuss.