Junkyard Golf Club | Crazy Golf Oxford

You'll find this brilliantly bonkers venue tucked away on Castle Street, where the post-apocalyptic theming is proper committed – think Mad Max meets Holey Moley with rusty shopping trolleys, graffitied walls, and enough neon to light up Carfax Tower. The 18-hole course winds through dystopian scenes that somehow work perfectly with a G&T in hand. The cocktails are genuinely decent (not just an afterthought like most activity bars), and the weekend crowds bring proper energy without feeling like a stag do free-for-all. It's clever enough for date night but rowdy enough for a birthday celebration, plus they've nailed that sweet spot where you're actually engaged with the golf rather than just enduring it between drinks.